May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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