Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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