Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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