so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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