just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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