return my video game
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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