You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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