I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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