I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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