How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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