Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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