people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
