my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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