better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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