ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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