it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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