U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
