doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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