i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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