so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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