I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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