That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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