I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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