That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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