i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
