would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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