Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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