that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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