remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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