real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
