the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How does it feel to date your dad?
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