Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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