remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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