i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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