I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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