how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
