She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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