Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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