I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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