whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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