Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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