I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
