After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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