i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I will pee on everything he values.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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