I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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