so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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