I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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