he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
True college students do jello shots in the library
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
