dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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