You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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