That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
