So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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