Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
