it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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